Monday 1 February 2016

10 Things every woman learns in her twenties...



So here it is...my very comprehensive and thought through list that way just make you go "argh thats SO true!"

1...Over plucking your eyebrows is not cool, nor clever! Neither is taking them all off just so you can draw them on every day! Who actually did that first to make it a thing?! (n.b i NEVER did that)

2...Best feeling in the world?? Fresh bedding and sleeping naked! No its not slutty its just lush and we all know we enjoy it!

3...Hot Ribena solves EVERYTHING, seriously..headaches, heartaches, those days where staying in bed just feel like the only sensible option, everything!!...apparently tea does exactly the same thing but i've never quite understood how anyone can drink the stuff, tastes like dishwater!

4...Lunchtime carbs...yes that jacket potato with beans and cheese was LUSH but the afternoon productivity? yeah it's pointless!

5...Babies...everyone is having them, talking about them and the broodiness is quite overwhelming! Do i want my own right now? No ta...i'll leave you and your bundles of joy to the sleepless nights!

6...Winged eyeliner. There's not much needed to be said, you can either do it, or you can't! i can't.

7...Having 69868746352242 friends on Facebook does not make your life better...in fact Facebook doesn't make your life better!

8...Taking your bra off as soon as you get in the house actually IS the best thing in the world. like EVER.

9...Buying tampons is not embarrassing...apparently neither is buying condoms but i can't vouch for that!

10...Dry shampoo is truly your best friend. No back chat, no bullshit, but there for you on all occasions, never lets you down. All hail dry shampoo!!



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